How Kinky Are you?

I am working on a very emotional short story but I keep stopping. In the hope of trying to free my mind of the intensity of this, let me try something I saw from another Blogger. (That Girl)
Read on:

1. What age do you think is a good age for someone to lose their virginity?
I am not an expert on age or maturity. When you find yourself in a situation and you think you are willing to give it up for this guy, then go for it. If you think I gave it up when I was 16, almost, but I am a late bloomer. I went all the way at 21.

2. What is the weirdest position you have ever been in that you were sure would not work but did?
I’m not sure if this meant a sex position or a situation. Would an apartment, corridor hallway with my German shepherd beside me on a leash and being nailed to the wall, count?

3. Worst date ever?
I don’t even want to remember. I said Yes to a friend’s friend just to get it done and over with. The guy looked like he had potential, but he turned out to be absolutely boring. We had so many pregnant pauses I almost fell asleep even on our way to the bar, in his car. I did try to be a good sport, even wore a drop dead red mini-little dress and beige thongs and strappy sandals. His hands were too sweaty, he stuttered endlessly, he bored me with stories I forgot about. I practically drummed my fingers. I was so tempted to allow myself to be saved by the other guys throwing preening glances my way. But I stuck to decency and good manners. Karma can be a bitch y’know. I am Latina, I want action not intelligent conversation on a first date. I dozed off on the way back home. I told him I was tired and really sleepy. I got off from the car and thanked him. I grabbed my mobile as soon as I shut the door to my house and called my friend to curse him until all the demons in hell were roused from their merry making. Not a blind date ever again even if it’s a favor for a friend. Hell, no. Nunca!

4. Do you have any problems asking your partner for what you want in bed?
Are you serious? Hell, no. I love to tell him what I want. And how.

5. What is the one sexual experience, that you haven't tried before, that you would like to experience this year?
Do you have a lot of time to listen? Hahahah. Mile High on First Class, and not in the Toilets please. In the cabin.

6. Which one is easier to organize for a woman... a MFM or a FFM?
FFM, without a doubt. And most of the men I know. But I would love to have a MFM instead. I am guilty of greed.

7. At what number of sexual partners does one become a slut?
Are you serious? Maybe if you have around half a dozen a night and get paid for it, with different men, you are def a hoe! :)

8. On a scale from 1-10, how kinky are you?
Well, if you really know me, I’ll be an 8 pushing to 9. Just being honest.

9. Do you like to french kiss?
Absolutely.

10. How much tongue is too much tongue?
If he can taste what I had for breakfast down in my gut, that’s just way too much tongue.

11. Can you get past the "bad kissing thing" or is that a deal breaker?
If I just wanna fuck, yes. But that is hardly my case. Intimacy with me starts with a great kiss. But that is maybe just how I roll.

12. A name you think is just freaking sexy!
Hmmm, sexy name? Armand, Marco, Christophe. Depends really, you can be a Larry, or a Moe, but I can call you names.

13. What is your lucky number?
8. Even 88. ;)

14. Do you have a name for your partners sexual part?
“Snake” sometimes. Junior, often.

15. Will you deny your partner sex if you are mad at them?
I love violent make-up sex. I stir up a fight to get it. Told you I am quite kinky. When I miss him, I fight. When I like it, I fight. If you’re my man, you should know that. I love sex when I am mad.

16. How many naked pictures are on your phone?
Not on my phone.

17. If you could change one thing about your body what would it be?
Body? Facial part would be my jaws. I fight it a little masculine. Right now I am happy with my body.

18. Have you ever broken anything doing the nasty?
Wine glasses. A lamp shade.

19. What are your bed sheets like?
I love satin sheets, but only when I have someone with me on it. I prefer cotton in dark burgundy shades or pastel colors.

20. Would you like to have sex on the beach or have you already?
Yes, but in the water and not on the sandy shores. I would love to have it on sand but with matting, a whole lot. Do you know what it’s like to have sand in your vagina?

21. What is love?
Don’t even get me started.

I am sorry this has to be a PAGE. I can't Post on my Blog. I have no idea why.