TMI TUESDAY - Sex and Romance

This week’s TMI Tuesday is about sex and romance. Who doesn’t enjoy a little romance or the art of seduction before engaging in sex? Often times the prelude is better than the actual ‘event’.

1. You are sitting alone in a restaurant because your lunch date is late. Do you:
a) Throw something and then make out with the waiter.
b) Check to make sure he or she didn’t get into an accident, then wait patiently for two hours and use the time to compose a love song or poem.
c) Send a nasty text followed up by a voice mail telling him/her that “romance is dead and so are you!”
d) Wait for 20 minutes, and then text-message a pal to join you for lunch.

Interesting question. Depends, if this is a first date, a blind date, I choose D. Why waste a lovely opportunity since I am already all prepped for a night out. However if this is a steady date, someone I have been seeing constantly or regularly,  I would try B, but I would not wait patiently and scribble some romantic boohoos. I just want to make sure he is fine and in one piece, then choose D, for practical reasons.

2. What’s more important, a romantic relationship or your career?

Career or romantic relationship? Neither lasts a lifetime. At the moment, and I prefer to answer in the here and now, I have a good career, and I would love to have a romantic relationship. And if push comes to shove, I will choose the romance any given time!

3. You love to role play in the bedroom, which one of these is more likely to be your kink?
a. Doctor and the naughty nurse
b. You’re the gardener, I’m the hoe
c. Persnickety principal and the wayward pupil that needs a spanking
d. Me Tarzan, you Jane
e. Scattered-brain boss and the seductive secretary

I love playing doctor and naughty "patient". Not the night Nurse, that is way too common a role play. I would rather be either the doctor and you are the patient that needs a good probing. 

4. When you want sex, who tends to make the first move?
a. Me! I like to go for what I want.
b. It varies. Sometimes my partner/significant other/date or sometimes me.
c. Oh definitely the other person. Even if I want it, I’m not about to admit such a thing.
d. I drop subtle hints hoping he/she will pick up on it.

A and B. When I want it, I don't wait to drop hints and for him to get it. I can be subtle but subtlety has its use. Most times, I go for what I want.

5. When it comes to lovemaking, select the answer that best describes you/your attitudes
a. vanilla – meets society’s middle of the road standards
b. adventurous
c. kinky
d. trisexual – I will try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.  –Mae West

I am teetering between b and c. But I dare say, Mae West is spot on.

6. You want to seduce that sexy someone, what is the sweet-nothing that you’ll whisper in his/her ear?

Does it have to be a whisper? Fine, I will follow the instructions. I will blow in his ear and whisper, "I know you want it because I can feel myself ready."

Bonus: What’s your idea of a romantic getaway?

Five whole days in an island with white sands, clear waters, a lovely cottage, 24/7 housekeeping, full Spa facilities, sinful cuisine, wine and chocolates, and non-stop sex and romance till our spines squeak.

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TMI Tuesday - 14 February 2012

Whether you celebrate Valentine's Day or think it is a consumer oriented, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance, just have yourself some fun by answering this weeks's TMI Tuesday questions.


1.  Cupid is the god of desire, affection and erotic desire. As the myth goes, a person shot by cupid's arrow is filled with uncontrollable desire. On your behalf, who would you like cupid to shoot?

Do I really need to say more? Yes, that's Johnny Depp.


2.   Earlier in the evening, you had dinner at the Fook Yue Chinese restaurant. You are feeling quite amorous. You open a fortune cookie in the bedroom. 
Three fortunes appear: 

• "Your patience will be rewarded." What would you like that reward to be?

30 minutes of foreplay.

• "Try something new." What is the something new you want to try?

I would not mind being shared by my current squeeze and his hot best bud. I am feeling amorous and generous. (wink!) And maybe some kind of sweet bondage when I am not allowed to reciprocate but just take it all in. 

• "'tis better to give than to receive." What would you like to give?

30 minutes of the best oral sex that will make him forget his grandmother's name.

3.  If you were to write a special Valentine message (e.g. card/letter) what is that message?

You don't have to wait for the next Valentine's Day to get all the loving I can give you.

4.  Are you doing something special on valentine's day or is it just another day?

Did you say doing?

I was thinking of him. But then again, he crossed my mind too.

Otherwise, it is just one of those regular days for me with the possibility of getting it hot and steamy depending on how the wind blows.

5.  You must give chocolate to your secret Valentine on Valentine's Day. The chocolate is in the shape of your what?

I wonder how he will think of vajpops?

BONUS:  you can make your own Valentine Candy. Go to this link.  (Create your candy and post your generated candy on your Blog)

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TMI Tuesday - Let's Go To Bed

TMI TUESDAY this week was submitted by Undercover Metamorphosis.  Thank you.  Show her some love, stop by her page and say hello!

1.  A friend is coming to have sex. There are 3 twin beds and an air mattress in the room.  what do you do? (choose one)

• Have sex where ever we land first? who needs a bed?
• Have sex on a single twin mattress
• Have sex on an air mattress?
• Or (tell us your solution?) 

I don't know why you are asking me for a solution? I don't honestly see the problem. Whatever is available will be fully utilized. This will include the walls, the kitchen table, the bathroom, the tub.  Do you suppose I have to stick with only one location? It is highly unlikely.

No problem, no need for a solution.

2.  What is the oddest thing you have in your bedroom that someone would be surprised to find? Why is it there?

Hmmm interesting question. My bedroom would have a huge altar and a crucifix. And they are prized antiques. Heirlooms from my ancestors. I can move flats but one of these items will always go with me. It's part of the family tradition. It has never stopped anyone before to do anything in my room. At least not me. (wink)

3.  What are your favorite sheets?

• Flannel
• Cotton I love cotton sheets, clean, crisp and fresh
• T-shirt cotton (jersey)
• Satin Used for very important occasions and house guests (my guest) 

4.  Do you sleep with sheets tucked in or out? Why?

I generally start with the sheets properly tucked in. I said generally. But this will likely end up all over by the morning as I am quite a bed mate. I kick the sheets off somehow and the pillows beside me can be all over the place. Except for the pillow on my head.

5.  What is your usual bedtime? Why?

• 8-10 pm
• 10 - 12 mn
• 12 mn - 4 am
• whenever my eyes won't stay open any longer Honest to goodness answer. It really all depends on the day of the week and the schedules I make. One word best describes it, totally unpredictable and off schedule.

6.  Do you sleep with closet doors shut or open? Bedroom door shut or open? Any particular reason why?

I will have to attribute the habit of checking and rechecking if my closet and bedroom door is shut from the ghost tales my Nanny used to tell me about. I know, I am such a loser. But to this date, it completely spooks me if the closet door is ajar and the bedroom door is half-open. Everything should be shut and tight. I don't like to give the bogey man an easy time to get me.

7.  Have you ever broken a bed or other furniture during sex?

Well, once, a bedside lamp.  Would a framed painting count? Okay, so twice.

8.  What's your favorite type of bed for sex?

If you have ever been to any of the Four Seasons Hotel, their Queen bed is total heaven. soft and fluffy and ooh la lah, just feels so good to lie naked all the time.

9.  What do you sleep in?

• Lingerie
• Underwear
• Day clothes
• T-shirt
• Nothing

I am a lingerie girl, but more the cotton teddy type. Or a tank top and boy briefs.

I am not the silk or lacy lingerie sleepwear type, if I want to sleep. 

If the question had been, what do you wear to bed when I am with someone, then I'll give a different answer. Nothing.

Morning after, I love to wear his shirt.

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Am Back With TMI - Late But Worthy Cocks!

All about the wedding tackle, twig and berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.

Now how in the world can I refuse such a favorite subject?

• What's more important - length or width? Why?

Hmm, tough question. Both. It is all a matter of preference and satisfaction. I love both length and girth to have the feeling of being totally "filled up". It is what tickles your fancy. Most times, girth rammed in makes me scream.

• Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?

Nope. If it's way too big for me to handle, I may have never encountered it yet.

• Best place to put a penis

Well I am a front door kind of girl, so put it in the v-canal, I love it where it's wet and snug.

• If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?

A penis for a day? That's hot! I'll get a blow job; I'll find a real hot girl I am lusting about, and fuck her all day. 

I will be on a prowl like a predator in heat. Wear really tight jeans and be full commando. Constantly rub my cock so it sticks out from my crotch giving the women something to gawk at. 

When I find the perfect lady I desire, I will of course video tape the whole nine yards; from the hand, blow job and fucking. Lots of tight shots of my hard-on; close-up of my dick being licked and adored, my full erection, getting in action, my actual penetration. Man, I will have the whole day documented! At the end of the day, I will jerk off in the shower and have the camera continuously rolling. Hell yeah, I love to exhibit this in the future.

• You're a penis, which love canal (that's a vagina) would you most like to visit:

1. ) short and shallow - not very hot about this
2. ) fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls - I prefer friction
3. ) tight suction lip-lock - hell yeah, now we're talking
4. ) None. I prefer the back door, thank you. - I would give this a go!

In short, all of the above! lol!

Penis Envy: largest penis in the animal kingdom is 11 feet - blue whale

BONUS: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often?

Jake, the Snake; "Huge Cock"; Zeus; "Que Puto"

WORLD PENIS SIZE MAP: Where would you like to visit? Click Here

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Very, Very Late TMI - LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX

I know this is totally a full week late or more. But hey, I love the subject matter, can you blame me if I want to play the catch-up game? So let's do this!

1. What sexual act arouses you the most? For that matter, what nonsexual act arouses you the most?

I am not sure if I have the same Pleasure Principle as the other women, but I am completely aroused when my pussy is adored and eaten. I say adored as in all the heavenly things that can be possibly done to stimulate my clit and my g-spot brings out the best in me. The most non-sexual act would be whispering in my ear and kissing the back of my neck, right behind the earlobe. 

Oh is that sexual? A good conversation where I laugh out loud at his jokes or a simple, but intelligent conversation is a huge turn on. Particularly when we start to have dissenting opinions about any issue; geo-political, philosophy,music, arts, sports, current events, anything or any subject I am interested in or that I find stimulating, and we go at it.  Chances are, we end in bed.

2. What is your signature or “go to” move that is sure to get a lover in the mood for sex?

When I am conversing with him, I softly rub his inner thighs but I look at him straight in the eyes. In some other cases, when I am feeling totally frisky, I love to "flash" him when I cross my legs. hahaha

3. Do you queef?

Do birds fly? Not often, but there are certain times when it does happen.

4. What’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to YOU as a result of your sex writings (e.g., blog, erotica, sex toy reviews)? (borrowed from Insatiabear)

Not weird, I believe it must be a rather usual consequence. Some people misconstrue that I am an "easy lay." Unfortunately, I just write certain sexy or sensual things. The people who really know me just know that I love to write and it has been a passion since I was a child. I am however a very sensual person and very passionate.  It's in my nature. I am also a romantic, it's not just all about sex. I prefer the whole nine yards.

5. Have you ever had sex while someone watched?

Yes. I think once while I was having sex on the beach. (not the drink)

…someone else was in the room?

Yes, but this was in a trip with friends, who were all couples and we had to do with a single cottage.

…someone else in the bed, next to you and the person you’re having sex with?

Would across the bed count?  Hotel. On a twin deluxe room.

What were the circumstances?

I was giddy with wine and horny as a rabbit, we went for it under the sheets. Our roomie must have had a blast listening to the heavy breathing and moans we made.

6. When it comes to sex, and discussing it with your teen have you or would you:

a. Let school sex education handle it
b. Hand the teen a book or point them to a website
c. Talk frankly and openly
d. Avoid it all together–society, friends, and the internet will give all the info needed

I would have to answer this academically.  When I have my own children I will take Step C. My parents were fairly average in terms of handling this subject and I have learned that it is always better to be direct and honest. No myths, just facts.

Click Here, it’s important

Bonus:   Remember the song, “I’m too sexy?” CLICK to refresh your memory
What are you too sexy for?

I am way too sexy for men who do not treat women as they should be treated; respected, loved and adored. I hate women abusers.  I will not give a man who still believes that women are only suitable for sex and having babies, a nano-second of my life. So if you are a jerk, a loser or an a-hole who still believes this, I would probably whack you first before you can hurt me. Plus, never underestimate women and our capacity for getting even. Just keeping it real.

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